YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A 365. (29/365) (29/365. Wednesday, January 22, 2025.) A vein of gold.

YES, VIRGINIA, THERE IS A 365. (29/365) (29/365. Wednesday, January 22, 2025.)   A vein of sketch comedy gold

MY PERSONALITY FROM HIGH SCHOOL WILL BE JOINING US NOW. 

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I’VE GOT MY MADONNA-ESQUE FASHIONISTA ROSARY OUT AND IM ALSO PERFORMING A ROSARY’s WOTH OF YOU CAN CALL ME AL. (GODBLESS PAUL SIMON, TOO.) 

MAYBE HE’LL STOP BLESSING MRS ROBINSON SO MUCH. ST PAUL I CAN’T FYXK ALL THESE MIDCENTURY MODERN HOUSEDAUGHTERS, UNCLE PAUL. IM STRAIGHT AND CHILD-SIZED AND STUCK IN PIANO LESSONS

PLZ CHEVY CHASE HELP ME I CAN’T GET UP FROM THE PIANO. YOU CAN HELP ME

I JUST WANT TINA TO STOP PRAYING

[ORGAN CUE FROM CHURCH UPSTAIRS]

HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD

[YAHWEH]

HOW GREAT IS HIS NAME

[YAHWEH]

HOW GREAT ARE THESE SONIC SCULPTURES

[ST LUCY]

SHE BLESSED YOUR FUCKING WATERS

OF YOUR MIGHTY AUNT FLO

AND YOU TOOK IT OUT FROM WONDERWOMAN

Q SAID SHE FUCKED AUNT RO

[AUNT HO!]

HOW GREAT IS OUT GOD

HOW GREAT IS MY BANE

WHAT SHOULD YOU DO NOW!

DRESS AS RUN DMC? 

YOU BETCHA

HOW GREAT IS OUR GOD

HOW GREAT WAS MY GRANDMA RO

OKTHXBYE

[STAMPEDE OF ELEPHANTS RUNS THRU MY 3RD GRADE YEAR]

“…UH: NO.”